Freelance-Suicide

To explain my screen name I offer you a lovely bedtime story. Once upon a time there was a young and hip graphic designer named Charlie. Charlie's boss was named Henry! Henry was a narrow minded asswipe who would rather have spent his time forcing Charlie into making soulless ugly websites for overpaid investment firms that are sucking the world's economy dry like the sparkly skinned pseudo-vampires they are, instead of creating anything with any substance that could have bettered the world in any way shape or form. Charlie hated his job with a fiery vengeance. Charlie was severely underpaid so he worked at the Wal-Mart over Christmas to